★ Why “HORROR”?
☆ horology, the scientific study of measuring time and making of instruments to keep time (which is our mission, obviously) + horror vacui, the fear of empty space (which is our design philosophy) = us.
★ Why the double-V?
☆ When little French children recite their ABC’s, they pronounce the 23rd letter as “dooblah-vay”. It’s ancient, and you can read more about here.
★ Explain the skull.
☆ That’s Mort, our little mascot. He’s here to remind everyone that time flies, that life is fleeting, so seize the day.
★ How do I obtain a HORROR VVATCH?
☆ Please stand by!
★ Why do these vvatches have quartz movements? Why aren’t they automatic?
☆ Accuracy, affordability, and (especially for hardcore HORROR collectors) every watch is always set to the correct time and is immediately ready for strapping on and hitting the road.
★ What does “EARTH MOVT” mean?
☆ A HORROR VVATCH is made from the best bits, no matter from where on this planet they were sourced, this little planet we all share.
★ What’s with all the Latin?
☆ Omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina!
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